ha ha ha- while i was drinking last night i texted my dad “do i have life insurance, how much is it” then my phone died. my parents left 16 voicemails ha ha ha

prank’d yall

odofemi:

Sex work witches unite!

(via hysthetics)

yourgoodgirl:

perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

a fate worse than death.

y’all are 2 uptight

wonk eye alleycat makeup 4ever

(via aboyshouldknow)

hi, i’m available for camming on MGF as an fyi

my boy is gone for 2 weeks, so i might as well make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$